tyrannia:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

(Source: vocaroo, via yourrdarkpassenger)

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

(via t-ameddd)

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

(Source: foreverlouis, via s-btd)

if you start talking to me everyday and night, i’m obviously gonna get attached to you. even if i never planned to in the first place, i will. so before you start getting close to me, make sure that you won’t just suddenly leave me. cause you know, that happens to me a lot. 

(Source: judyeung, via t-ameddd)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via t-ameddd)

zachlilley:

why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results

(via s-btd)

temporarily falling in love with the boy who sat in front of you on public transport

(Source: ohhowardyoucrackmeup, via yourrdarkpassenger)

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

(via weeekdays)

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(via t-ameddd)